My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
