Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Naked Twister starts at high noon
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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