whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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