no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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