Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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