babies were throwing up all over the place
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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