Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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