Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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