Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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