awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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