I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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