Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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