do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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