I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
