Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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