READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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