How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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