Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
That was before I lit my hair on fire
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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