Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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