I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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