she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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