so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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