I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
this boner is exhausting
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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