I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
