weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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