i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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