Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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