I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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