yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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