Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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