Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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