Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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