Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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