well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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