No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
