Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i drank out of a bidet.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
