sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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