You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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