their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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