Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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