shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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