I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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