My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
if only i could text you this smell
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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