is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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