so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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