I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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