Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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