Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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