the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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