Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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