you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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